Covidiots

When turds rain down they rain down in threes.

Earlier this week I received a lovely little email from my cousin regarding their coming wedding.

They waited until the last minute to spring this shit on us. What joy. Needless to say, I will not be attending because I am not RNA-polluted and I KNOW they would make it a thing when it doesn’t need to be a thing. But that is beside the point. Let me explain with simple logic.

1. If neither of us has been injected, we can both give each other the coof.
2. If one of us has been injected, we can both give each other the coof.
3. If both of us have been injected, we can both give each other the coof.

These are simple, basic facts that EVERYONE can agree on because they are published by both sides of the propaganda machine AND the lunatic fringe.

THEREFORE… gatekeeping with a coof passport or proof of injection is 100% pointless, useless, choose your synonym for “not worth doing at all” and strictly becomes a dick move.

Depending on the motivation, or perhaps not, it then becomes pure virtue signal. Shame on you asshats for using your wedding as a fucking virtue signal, you arrogant fucks. And then you go on to say it’s FOR THE CHILDREN! The ones at literally the lowest risk factor. If you really cared, you’d refrain from having an event at all.

But no, it goes on. GIVEN OUR PROFESSIONAL POSITIONS (ahhh, yes, out comes the hubris and masturbatory self-congratulation and pathetic attempt to undermine any dissent before it starts– they are both lab people) WE FEEL RESPONSIBLE

Let me stop you right there. Get down off your high fucking horse, you saviors of humanity. Once again if you feel responsible DON’T FUCKING HAVE A BIG PARTY OF PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY.

Now I am not against the injection, on the whole. If you want it, that is your business. You do you, I do me, let us have a beer together and not give a fuck about our private personal medical choices. Personally, and medically, I do not want it. I have a hard enough time fighting kidneys that never worked right and blood pressure that would outright murder any of you weaksauce knuckledraggers. I’m one of those people who is too mean to die. But both I and my doctors are fairly certain that the shot would do it, and we both agree it is best to avoid. (personally I think it’s poison but hey I used to work with a famous rock star who once snorted a line of ants and we got along, so whatever floats your boat man)

I am not against masks either, on the whole. Personally I don’t bother with one, and why should I? Whether or not they actually help is irrelevant– the majority of people who wear them don’t wear them right, and the rest who are super into it fail to commit anything resembling hygiene otherwise. They touch their face and hair and everything else and go around acting like they are invincible, and this gives EVERYONE ELSE a harder time trying to stay safe. It’s called osmotic risk assessment, and it’s the same thing that causes kids wearing bicycle helmets to suffer from more fatal injuries than those who ride unprotected. Yes, it is a real thing, look it up. TLDR: people think a little piece of plastic makes them invincible and they act accordingly, endangering both themselves and others.

The mask is therefore theater. The shot is therefore theater. Vax passports are, as we established with our little 3 column proof above, absolutely theater. The way people act makes all of it 100% pointless. The best, and only, thing you can do is take impeccable care of yourself, wash your hands and everything else like a neurotic germophobe, avoid touching things like a neurotic germophobe, and generally try to live like Bubble Boy.

…but I digress.

So I contacted my cousin and told him we would not be attending. But like a true covidiot, he ignored context completely and took it as an insult to his Lord and Savior the Almighty Vaccine…

I rather like this one. It gives me a hearty guffaw. He did not reply. Good riddance.

It will fill me with so much mirth when I hear that people got the coof at his party. Just like the 74 and counting who caught it at Obama’s party of “sophisticated, vaccinated” A-listers.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9891873/63-people-Marthas-Vineyard-tested-positive-Covid-Obamas-60th-birthday-bash.html

The following day I got notice that a convention I was to attend next week would require proof of injection. Joyous occasion.

And then I got news that my aunt and godmother has succumbed to the last of her dementia and has stopped eating or drinking. She has been transferred to hospice care (in California) and having lost patience with my moron family (how in the fuck did I receive any IQ points from this gene puddle?) I made a snarky comment about “Will her funeral require fucking covid passports too?”

Which my asshole brother replied “I should hope so.” Bla bla droning on about some bullshit excuse why it is a good thing when all it accomplishes is theater. My uncle also took offense and went off the deep end, conflating me with “dumbass Bubba white power racist bastards” and wishing death to all Republicans. And added, “People who play Russian Roulette and threaten my grandchildren by doing so get no pity from me.” Then he gave some eugenicist George Takei quote, as if that will help matters.

Wait a second, who is the one playing Russian Roulette? How am I threatening your precious grandchildren? WTF planet have I landed on?

Covid has killed my family and replaced them with hostile, toxic assholes.

My honest assessment of all this (and I will likely be proven right eventually) is that all these people who got the shot and think they are bulletproof are now the heaving, shambling horde of plague bearing meatwalkers who are superspreading it to everyone else. The virus is not the problem; the global pandemic of osmotic risk assessment is.

The pure hubris of the Democrats

So, where is Beijing Biden’s plan? He’s been talking about it for months. All his sycophants have been talking about it for months. Come on man, I’ve got a plan!

You know what is truly disgusting about all of this? If he was a true humanitarian, and gave a single fuck about anyone, he’d just have put forth his plan last year. Let’s hear it. It’s supposed to be for the good of the people, right? It’s supposed to save lives, right? If it’s so good, why don’t you just share it ? Think of all those starving children in the third world!!!

No, we only get to hear it if you win. If we vote for you. You’re going to hold it hostage because it’s more valuable that you receive our breathless adoration than for you to do something good for people.

You never had a plan, you geriatric turdbag.

Supposed to reveal this grand plan on day one, but hey it’s more important to give out free transgender surgery to the military. More important to sell your country out to the globalists. Saddle more Americans with more debts that they can’t afford because you’ve wrecked their jobs and their economy. Oh and hey thanks for the higher taxes, that helps so much.

What happened to that day one covid plan, Joe?

Wow so much going on.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. It’s been a while so i will summarize as best i can.

I got back to the usa just in time for covid. Fortunately the lockdowns in the swamp are more logical than the rest of the country. It hasn’t been too bad here, all told.

Then the bolsheviks took over several blocks of Portland and Seattle. LOL. Ruined, completely. Good riddance, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, etc.

BLM, pffff. Founded by pedophiles and human traffickers. Manned by morons. Good luck with that, you’re hurting race relations in a way I fear it will never recover from. Unless you want a civil war, and I regret to inform you YOU WILL LOSE. The same economics you complain about will not get you the arms and training you need and the rednecks you want to pick a fight with already have basements full of guns and ammo they know how to use. Just a bad bad bad idea.

Bretton-woods is going the way of the dodo. Good riddance to that too. Bitcoin is finally finding the support it has been waiting for at what seems like an exponential rate, which is nice. It’s blowing up and I hope it keeps doing so.

I think Trump is going to win. The left has just shown too much of their true colors this year for any other outcome. If it doesn’t happen i will be honestly surprised. I welcome a Trump victory, if for nothing more than fuck the left. But besides that, love him or hate him, you cannot dispute the fact that he is the best thing for world peace since Jesus. Nobody had the stones to talk to North Korea for nearly 70 years and he just went in and defused it. Isis, Israel-UAE, the Balkans… not only those but he’s the first prez in generations to not escalate international conflicts.

I’m not enamored with him. I think he’s a dick. But he’s doing a good job. The dick America needs. The dick America deserves. Bring on another 4 years of dick, please.

Expatbob cancelled in 3… 2…

Is Chile fucked?

It is my conclusion that Chile is, indeed, fucked.

The disparity between older and younger generations’ mentality is wide and unbridgeable. The poor refuse to pick themselves up and improve their own lives without outside assistance, and, in fact, find it quaint to resist help— instead finding some kind of reverse-psychological Newspeak “pride in poverty.” The rich simply leave for greener pastures. And the middle class are far too nonconfrontational to pick any sides. Or too busy thinking that they are poor when they are not. The “ghetto mentality” has really taken hold in Chile.

Previous protests have won a plebiscite vote to create a new constitution in April. That should have appeased everyone. Such a monumental thing has not been seen in Chile, let alone worldwide, since the famous “NO” vote of 1988 which ended Pinochet’s dictatorship. Chileans should be happy that they even have this ability, because other countries do not (and when it happened in the USA, the dissidents were summarily paved over into the bloody soil).

The moment to decide their own destiny is right there on the table but for some reason Chileans still wreck and burn their own neighborhoods. So, really, one must ask: what are they still protesting? Or do they simply want to wreck and burn shit?

The conclusion I have come to is that they simply want to wreck and burn shit. They want to pick fights with the cops. They want things to escalate into fatal encounters with the police. They want to steal and break things that they have not earned. There are no other reasons for what is happening here, barring major tinfoil hat shit and we’re not going to go there.

The cops are getting blamed by the popular media as being the cause of these major fires but looking at statistics and science and chemistry, my bet is that 99% of the fires set are by rioters wanting to blame the cops. Endothermic decompression of aerosol canisters containing chemicals that are largely non-flammable does not make a bonfire. The one fact that people seem to be overlooking is: these protests are wrecking and burning shit. It doesn’t really matter who is the cause. But I’m pretty damned sure that the shit wouldn’t be on fire if there were no fucking protests. Rocket science 101.

In my opinion, the best thing the cops could do is simply not show up. Best PR play, best strategic play, best military play. Leave these “nonviolent protesters” as the sole cause of destruction, fire, and mayhem, and let the people see who are the true terrorists. Maybe things would fizzle out quickly, as they tend to do when the guest of honor fails to show up at the party.

If not, let them march through burning and looting and when the zombie apocalypse gets bad enough that the people beg for help, then roll in and use real bullets to grind them into a fine red paste. It’s time for Pinochet Part II.

I don’t see that happening, though.  Chileans are too weak, immature, and unrealistic. They would prefer to cut off their nose to spite their face. Despite so much worldwide present and historical proof, abroad and in their own country, they still cannot see that socialism and communism do not deserve (or leave room for) second chances.

More WTF in Chile: an update

So, a little perspective on what’s going on in Chile.

Daily protests continue, albeit slightly less violent than before. Probably because downtown there is nothing left to smash and burn, and most commercial locations have literally welded plate steel over their storefronts.

Once in a while you still catch an underlying whiff of tear gas and that subtle background sizzling in your eye sockets.

Things have kinda calmed down. For now.

Overnight, an entire industry has popped up for private traffic directors. Folks don a brightly colored vest and collect coins from passers-by for the service of directing traffic, which is good considering that most of the traffic lights downtown were torn down, smashed, or spraypainted over by vandals.

Some of these people came under attack by the protestors– how dare they do something good, or constructive, or useful! How dare they try to help themselves or their families! Literally dragged from the intersections and beaten by angry crowds of bolsheviks.

It hasn’t stopped the others, though. And not everyone respects the “authority” of the traffic directors. When there is a protest going on, or rush hour happening, all bets are off since drivers want to GTFO ASAP.

So… what happened to get to this point?

There are several factions at play here:

1. Overtaxed minimum wage employees and pensionistas (retirees) who feel the pressure of increased electrical costs and commute fares.
2. Any and all workers (from poor to upper class) who see the future hopelessness of the AFP pension/social security system and believe, perhaps rightly, that their retirement savings will be worthless or completely unavailable when it comes time to retire.
3. People concerned with the state of health care (honestly I think they are ignorant– health care in Chile is excellent compared to literally everywhere else I have been)
4. Angry students who want “free” education.
5. Bolsheviks who want “free” everything.
6. Angry assholes who just want to wreck stuff.
7. Angry assholes who just want to steal stuff.

The whole thing really started kicking off when the subway fares went up. By 4 cents per trip. There were mass protests and people jumping turnstiles to show their dissatisfaction. BUT– most of the people doing this were students, who already pay a reduced fare (at a roughly 70% discount).

Some say that the subway fare increase is the straw that broke the camel’s back in terms of social pressures in Chile. However, I disagree. My take on it: I think it was the subway and Carabineros’ general lack of ability to secure Santiago against the mass protest, which the people saw, and decided to take advantage of for their month-long drunken bonfire party. Hey, there’s nothing the government can do, we have free reign to do anything!

“Hey, I’ve always wanted to trash a hotel. And burn a subway station. And burn a church. And oh hey, look, dumpsters. What else can we burn? OOOOH A BUS! WITH PEOPLE! Wow, fire sure is fun to play with!”

And so they did.

What legitimate gripes people had (1, 2, 3) were quickly taken over and/or swept up in the bolshevik terror wave. And that’s exactly what it is. I’ve even heard that it was a planned attack– rumor has it that the PDI knew something was up– but since Chile has a bad history with intelligence organizations, Bachelet dismantled what remained of it during her tenure, and Piñera did not rebuild it (thinking it unnecessary), the threat was largely ignored or was not able to be dealt with properly. Some 80 subway stations were attacked or damaged simultaneously, 11 completely destroyed. Who knows if it was a conspiracy. Occam’s Razor says it’s just angry bolsheviks (4, 5, 6, 7).

What use is it blocking roads and setting fire to private property and businesses if you want government change? You’re not hurting the government, you’re hurting yourselves. I’ve had this conversation so many times and so many people agree with me. The most typical response from the most moderate Chileans: “Yeah we have problems that need solving but we’re committing suicide to try and fix them”

Chileans, as a culture, have a bad habit of not thinking things through. They are a bit naive/immature in their methodology. That much is clear with their behavior lately. The way to get better pay is not to burn businesses and send all those people into the unemployed worker pool. The way to get them to work faster and more efficiently so they can earn more money is not accomplished by burning the subway, putting up roadblocks, and smashing traffic signals. The way to win the hearts and minds of your fellow man is not through inconveniencing him or destroying his neighborhood. The way to keep the purchasing power of your currency is not to cause so much social unrest that you crash its value.

 

WTF is going on in Chile?

According to international news, “Piñera has been having some problems with protests.”

In reality, criminal vandals have destroyed the metro system, looters have smashed and stripped clean countless places of business, and riots of arsonists have been rampaging through cities, setting fire to businesses, churches, and residences.

Police headquarters and personal homes have been attacked, army bases attacked, and roadblocks are set up by “vigilantes” who think it’s fun to force drivers to get out of their cars and dance for the mob. If they please the crowd, they are allowed to pass. If not, the mob smashes or burns their car.

It all started about a month ago because of a 10-cent hike in the public transit fees. People began protesting nonviolently at first by either boycotting the metro or jumping the gates. Then they decided to take it to a new stupid level by wrecking and setting fire to the metro stations.

Supposedly the driving force behind these protests is that the people want constitutional reform. However, of all the people I have asked, “what needs to be changed about the constitution?” not a single one could give me an answer.

Essentially, people are just looting and burning shit because they can. There is no reason to any of it. Every single night, the trash piles are dragged into the street and set on fire by arsonists. The dumpsters are long gone– they burned those the first day. The metro remains closed, and the storefronts that did not get looted or burned remain barricaded and closed. What businesses are open are shuttered up and you have to enter and exit through a tiny opening in the steel plate. Everything closes at 4pm so that people can get home in order to hide from the mobs.

I can’t keep my windows open because tear gas and the smoke from burning trash will waft through.

There is no mainstream media coverage of this at all. And I really don’t know why.

 

Dear Mr. Trump

This is your chance to prove to everyone that businessmen are not scum-of-the-Earth evil masterminds who wring their hands in quiet mirth as they rain destruction down upon the dirty brown people of far off lands, and that we are, in fact, the source of jobs, investments, prosperity, and a welcome benefit to mankind and its quality of life.

It’s hard enough as it is to tread against the mindless current of the media and popular leftist business-hating culture.

You’re starting to fuck it up for all of us. Think about what you’re doing, man.

Shia’s art installation shut down due to violence

Shia Leboeuf’s celebretard art installation “He will not divide us” has finally divided us.

It started with Shia himself attacking an attendee and being arrested for assault. Originally created as a “peaceful protest” to “bring people together” where anyone was encouraged to record their statements on a camera which would repeat the video in perpetuity, the street found its own use for things and soon crowds of people started showing up, including those with opposing views.

“The installation created a serious and ongoing public safety hazard for the museum, its visitors, staff, local residents, and businesses.” – Museum of the Moving Image

Opposing views are not welcome in the world of political correctness, and so Shia physically assaulted an exhibit attendee, and, as he was carted away in handcuffs, his parting words of tolerance and peace were, “How are we going to make this shit okay to be a Nazi out here?”

“Over the course of the installation, there have been dozens of threats of violence and numerous arrests, such that police felt compelled to be stationed outside the installation 24 hours a day, seven days a week.” – Museum of the Moving Image

Opened on January 20, the exhibit ran a mere 5 days before Shia’s arrest and was shut down less than 2 weeks later.

“The Museum Has Abandoned Us.” Shia tweeted after the exhibit’s closing, completely ignoring the fact that it is his own fault, and it all went fine until he attacked someone.

HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA etc, etc, etc.

 

He will not divide us.

Celebrity douchebags Shia LeBeouf, Ronkko & Turner have put up a website and art installation at the Museum of the Moving Image in New York, which is basically a rolling feed of other douchebags repeating “He will not divide us” as a protest to the election of President Donald Trump, who took the oath and was sworn in earlier today. They plan to run it for 4 years, or until their wishes come true and democracy is thrown out in favor of some fucked up pre-school logic system where the guy you cheer for always wins and everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.

No, he will not divide us. You fuckwits are dividing us just fine without his help by protesting the democratic process.

Get over it.

Get a haircut.

Get a job.

Make your own Uruguay Simulator!

If you want the Uruguay experience:

• Take a blanket and soak it with water.
• Get a filthy dog and soak it with water.
• Drill holes in your roof.
• Break half your plumbing, short out half of your electrical system. Not just half-assed breaking, no, make sure that shit’s leaking into the walls and shorting stuff out everywhere.
• Rip out all your insulation.
• Then turn the AC down to 50 degrees, and lay under the soggy blanket with the wet dog so you can experience what everything smells and feels like here (Obligatory Mold Smell + dog ass), while you try and get a bunch of disinterested, hopeless, unskilled morons (extra-special drooling short-bus morons) to fix all the broken stuff. Using all the wrong tools (bubble gum, masking tape, and coat hangers get you bonus points).
• Oh, and pay 3x as much as you normally pay for the cheaper version of the stuff you usually buy.
• Then fire some morons, and help them sue you.
• If you want to get around, buy an ancient piece of shit car from 1970 and spend US$8000 on it.
• Then pay $8 per gallon to fuel it.
• Call someone to deliver something tomorrow, but then tell him you really meant next week but hey, why not just do it in a month, or not at all, if that’s what suits him. After all, you are a paying customer!

I’m sure I am missing about 500 other things but this should get you well on your way.

No, I didn’t tag this as humor because it’s not really funny.