Archive for October, 2016

It’s been a while

Posted: October 20, 2016 in Uncategorized

My last trip to Chile was a complete and total disaster; what could have gone wrong, did. I’ll sum it up at a later point but it was so truly, epically horrible that I couldn’t even summon any additional rage with which to type up the tale.

Which is sad, because it went part in parcel with the first BobQuest of 2016. Epic things were done. Epic fails were experienced.

Then there was another BobQuest, this time driving a Maserati from the Atlantic coast to the Pacific coast and back again, driving through redwood trees (literally), crossing the Mojave desert, Grand Canyon, visiting great places like New Orleans and being shooed away from taking photos in front of Walter White’s house in Albuquerque.

Anyways, I’ve decided to add my $.02 to the election noise.

Granted, I’m so fucking sick of election nonsense I want to rip my ears off and gouge out my eyes, but there’s something that I realized and I think folks should hear me out.

Both candidates suck. They are worthless, inconsistent liars. The adage of “not voting is still voting” yeahhhhh technically true but the fact of the matter is that there will be someone with their finger over the button no matter what you do.

Hillary is dangerous. Her record as Secretary of State is terrible. She does what she wants, to keep herself and her sycophants in power, and that does not always align with what is right for the USA or right for the world.

Internationally, the growing tensions with Russia are a pressure cooker that Hillary would turn up the fire on, no doubt about it. You don’t want an egotistical Terminator robot like her leading the charge of the armed forces against a badass James Bond supervillain like Putin. It cannot possibly go well, no matter how you look at it.

Not only does Hillary see Russia as a threat over Syria, she also drags China into it. Not smart. And, as you can see, Putin has no fucks to give about her threats. He’s ready. He’s got bunkers already stocked with cans of Ultrapasteurized Whoop-ass, no expiration date. History does not favor those who go to war against the Russians. And crafty Putin Brand™ Russians? Don’t pick a fight with those guys, ever. They will make you think you are winning, quietly hand you your ass, pat you on the back, and send you home crying.

Add her creepy laugh about war with Iran to that recipe, and it’s worse.

And, icing on the cake, the entire Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches will give her carte blanche to swing through everything like a wrecking ball, sin consequencia. What she actually gets called out on, won’t stick. Her “illustrious” career as Secretary of State has made that abundantly clear.

Most of the world is waking up right now and cultures long-buried under the detritus of fascism are stretching their arms and finding no chains binding them. There is a new global middle class emerging. New markets for new goods and new ideas. More brains thinking about building freedom and prosperity for themselves instead of stealing it from their neighbors. I’d like to think a lot of it has to do with the US losing its grip on global checkbook diplomacy. The last thing this trend needs is another fucking world war. Just let the US government impoverish itself into oblivion without killing everyone else in the process. Like a violent drunk, keep it hemmed in while it swings its fists and threatens, until it passes out in the gutter and drowns to death on its own vomit.

Donald Trump may be an asshole but if he gets the win, Congress will reorganize themselves to spend the entire Presidency trying to tear him down with petty scandals and *NOT* systematically dismantling what little remains of the USA we grew up in.

He won’t have an inch to move, in any direction. Yes, he’s talked about “pushing the button” but do you honestly think that he would be given the chance by anyone around him? Since when do we believe campaign promises anyways?

He’s a blowhard and a braggart and a racist, and he has gotten mountains of coverage for saying any old inflammatory crap that comes to mind. He’s exactly the asshole you need to go drinking and whoring with a guy like Putin and iron shit out.

In contrast, Hillary calling down the nukes would be revered by starry-eyed worshipers, painted in murals, and masturbated to by the media.

I don’t like either of them. I don’t like the system, I don’t like continuing it. But I also believe that Hillary for President is a clear and present threat to the safety of the world in general.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about that.